life goals:

financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

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Cosmo Sex Tip #784

Right as he’s about to cum, embrace him and whisper in his ear, “The Lannisters send their regards.” Then stab him through the chest.

(Source: sweetlifeofzackandkony, via thechocolatebrigade)

my life could be nearly perfect but I’ll still always have the overwhelming desire to disappear without a trace…I don’t understand