“ A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

(via jessieagabel)

Cosmo Sex Tip #784

Right as he’s about to cum, embrace him and whisper in his ear, “The Lannisters send their regards.” Then stab him through the chest.

(Source: sweetlifeofzackandkony, via thechocolatebrigade)