phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

(via jessieagabel)

Cosmo Sex Tip #784

Right as he’s about to cum, embrace him and whisper in his ear, “The Lannisters send their regards.” Then stab him through the chest.

(Source: sweetlifeofzackandkony, via thechocolatebrigade)

my life could be nearly perfect but I’ll still always have the overwhelming desire to disappear without a trace…I don’t understand